Every year, 10 Special Benanas are awarded to the best and worst things. There is no logic or rationale to the categories…just whatever I happen to think of. So without further ado, this year’s Special Benana winners are:
Golden Benana for Best Oedipuss:
Oedipuss (the comeback kid!)
(runner-up: Penny the neighbour’s cat who might be dead now)
Golden Benana for Video I Loved The Most:
Runner-up:
Golden Benana for Thing That Made Me Laugh Hardest This Year:
Daddy’s Boy
Golden Benana for Best Thing I Did This Year:
Marrying Melanie
Golden Benana for Thing That Everyone Said Was Amazing But I Didn’t Believe Them But They Were Right It Was Amazing:
Snorkeling
Golden Benana for Sweetest Dance Moves:
(runner-up: Evan, I suppose)
Golden Benana for Craziest Reaction to Being Confronted With Evidence That You’re a Murderer:
Robert Durst, burping
Rotten Benana for Most Frustrating Thing of the Year
That fucking white-and-gold dress (seriously…I only see white-and-gold…I’ve been trying so hard)
Rotten Benana for Most Depressing (but Depressing In A Hard To Pinpoint Way) Picture of the Year:
Rotten Benana for Worst Person of the Year:
This friggin monster…
The Golden Benanas 