Movies (2018)

Golden Benana Winner – Purple Rain


Prince’s songs are worse when the guitar sounds are replaced by the sound of a man rubbing banana skin. Still – he really sells it!

 Silver Benana – Roma

Bronze Benana – A Ghost Story

There’s this part early in Purple Rain when the villain is performing on-stage, and his sidekick lackey comes out and all of a sudden, mid-performance, the lackey busts out a giant mirror and the villain takes a few minutes to just admire himself villainously while he’s still on stage in front of a crowd of hundreds. This movie is beautiful. Roma was beautiful too, but nothing in Roma was more beautiful than that.

The rest of the top 10:
4. Coco
5. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
6. Blockers
7. Bumblebee
8. The Greatest Showman
9. Kong: Skull Island
10. A Star is Born