2014 Special Benanas

Every year, 10 Special Benanas are awarded to the best and worst things. There is no logic or rationale to the categories…just whatever I happen to think of. So without further ado, this year’s Special Benana winners are:

Golden Benana for Best Oedipuss:
Melanie!
(runner-up: Oedipuss)

Golden Benana for Video I loved the most:

Golden Benana for Ballsiest Thing Anyone Said This Year:
“As soon as me and Willow started releasing music, that’s the one thing that the whole world took away is, okay, they unlocked another step of honesty. If these guys can be honest about everything, then we can be more honest.”
(runner-up: any other part of this interview)

Golden Benana for Most Surprisingly Delightful Experience:
Seeing The Maze Runner in Kinmount

Golden Benana for Best Thing I Made That Looks Like Nothing But I’m Really Happy With It Anyway:
Planter

Golden Benana for Best, Most Kardashianest Butt:
Kyle Lowry
(runner-up: Kim Kardashian)

Golden Benana for Thing That Made Me Laugh Hardest This Year:
Review, Season 1, Episode 3 – Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes
(runner-up: about half of season 1 of Nathan For You)

Rotten Benana for Most Soul-Destroying Stat of the Year:
Roger Goodell made $44M last year

Rotten Benana for the Thing That Broke My Heart the Most, Even Though I’d Read the Book and Knew It Was Coming [spoiler alert]:
Oberyn!!

Rotten Benana for Worst Time-Waster:
Obsessively following city election polls for months and reading analyses and deconstructions of what polls are really saying…and in the end the polls didn’t change and were totally accurate

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