Golden Benana Winner – Inside Llewyn Davis
(Llewyn holds his prize – remains unhappy)
Silver Benana – Zero Dark Thirty
Bronze Benana – Before Midnight
After leading the pack for 11 and a half months, Zero Dark Thirty was knocked out of the top spot by Inside Llewyn Davis on the 2nd last day of the year. When asked to comment on the heartbreaking, last second upset, Seal Team 6 indicated that they had no idea what I was talking about, which is exactly the sort of response you’d expect from a covert military operation.
The rest of the top 10:
4. The World’s End
5. Frozen
6. Side by Side
7. Much Ado About Nothing
8. Her
9. Django Unchained
10. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
And the worst movie of the year:
Rotten Benana – The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Bilbo tried to make it to the awards ceremony but was unable to as, like the movie itself, he awkwardly and endlessly stumbled over his giant pile of money.
The Golden Benanas 