Oh no! The Golden Benanas were hacked!
After being passed over as host of this year’s ceremony, Oedipuss hacked the telecast and proceeded to present the awards all by himself. At first it was weird, but then everyone realised that the only thing funnier than James Corden telling James Corden jokes is Oedipuss telling James Corden jokes, so everyone relaxed and enjoyed themselves.
Also, no one knows where James Corden is now and we think maybe he’s dead.
For those that missed the big show, here’s the full rundown of this year’s awards:
Golden Benana for Best Film:
La La Land
Golden Benana for Best TV:
American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson
Golden Benana for Best Videogame:
Golden Benana for Best Book:
The Story of a New Name
Grahammie for Best Music:
And the big winner(s) of the night:
Double-Dip Double-Golden Benana for Best Overall Thing:
La La Land!!
Check the Awards section for full listings of this year’s awards, and we’ll see you next year!